Oh boy! Where do I begin? I've had many an embarrassing moment in my life and I'm sure there will be many more to come. A few stand out in my memory that had me wishing I could run for the hills never to be seen or heard from again. Some are too embarrassing to even write for public viewing so my apologies but I won't be going there!
I attend large conferences a lot. One year we were all in a very nice large ball room with marble floors during an opening cocktail social. There had to be over 200 of my industry peers in the room.
For those of you that know me, you know that I tend to talk with my hands a lot when telling a story. So there I was talking with a group of people, telling a funny story when all of a sudden my waving, animated hands knocked over not one but TWO glasses of wine off the top of the bar. The glassed filled with red wine proceeded to go flying onto the floor with the loudest crash in all the land. At that moment I felt like things were moving in slow motion. Not only did the whole room go instantly silent but my so called friends were now looking and pointing at me showing the whole conference who the clumsy culprit was. I was pretty mortified to say the least! The sad thing is I hadn't even had a sip yet.
Happy Weekend!
Having been your friend for so long brings back several embarrassing moments we have endured together. For example, the Olive Garden incident with my mother or the time you tried a sample of Ass Kickin' peanuts in the mall. "They're not that hot. DOH!". Hahahaha!
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